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Aww shoot, it’s TMI Tuesday

…Anyone?

:D

(Ain’t too proud to beg!)

Oh my god. Perfect.

I’m so glad that one of my followers knows why this game is supposed to be a riot!

…Lame followers, Y U NO watch Ancient Aliens? It’s like dinner for schmucks but… nice?

It’s highly possible that my father and I have turned Ancient Aliens into a drinking game

1. Drink every time you see or hear from Georgio

2. Try not to die

lacigreen:

I think it’s AMAZING that people are making tools that help them out!
But this chart, to me personally, is way overcomplicated.  I teach this stuff & just looking at this graphic makes me scurred.
It is, however, emblematic of my mantra: labels keep us preoccupied with putting people in categories instead of truly understanding our own (and others’) preferences.

Future sex educator chiming in to agree with Laci.
“What is your sexual orientation” Yes, I orient myself toward other consenting adults sexually. See what I did there?

lacigreen:

I think it’s AMAZING that people are making tools that help them out!

But this chart, to me personally, is way overcomplicated.  I teach this stuff & just looking at this graphic makes me scurred.

It is, however, emblematic of my mantra: labels keep us preoccupied with putting people in categories instead of truly understanding our own (and others’) preferences.

Future sex educator chiming in to agree with Laci.

“What is your sexual orientation” Yes, I orient myself toward other consenting adults sexually. See what I did there?

MY MOM DID THAT AND IT REALLY BOTHERED ME. AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE OH IT’S BONDAGE? JK THAT IS WEIRD. LIKE GREAT. THANKS MOM, I DON’T NEED TO KNOW YOUR KINKS. THANKS.

She told my father and I this while we were chillin on the couch… I made him mute the TV and played the CollegeHumor of GIlbert Gottfried reading a passage of the book.

Then I told her to just get a copy of the Kama Sutra.

…Although my inner sex educator is proud of her wanting to try new things..?

My mom just joked about buying Fifty Shades of Grey

NOT A JOKE OMG SOMEONE SAVE ME AHHHHHH

-vomits-

I am listening to sappy love songs and daydreaming about wedding ceremonies

lawd i must be a changed woman

…because normally this would make me wanna scream

samthemagnificent:

wheeeee!

I could be exploring the reading rainbow or you all could help me stay entertained on the internet…

samthemagnificent:

wheeeee!

I could be exploring the reading rainbow or you all could help me stay entertained on the internet…

There’s no such thing as too much distortion! But maybe you’re starting to… lose the notes.
Dave Grohl while recording the Foo Fighters’ most recent album.
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destructivedevices:

ryan adams - firecracker

Always makes me get in a summery mood.