whiskeytowns:

letitride:blackoutbeach:

I don’t know why this hasn’t been thought of before, but someone has to do it.  Put on your favorite Ryan Adams record and DRINK when:

• Ryan sings about roses
• He refers to something in nature (plateau, mountain, river)
• The song starts with a “1-2-3-4” or a “1-2-3”
• He’s in a hotel/motel
• A proper female name is used (Amy, Laura, Elizabeth, etc.)
• Ryan rocks out on the harmonica
• You hear the word “darkness”
• He sings about a blackbird/bluebird
• A specific type of alcohol is mentioned
• He tries to do something (fix it, be there for you, etc.)
• Ryan sings about shoes
• He says the word “gold”
• Anytime Ryan gives relationship advice:  ”true love ain’t that hard to find,” “its hard to find a love,” “don’t give up on love” etc.
• A street name is used (9th St., Broadway, 5th Ave…)
• He compares something to the trees
• Mention of cops, handcuffs, or jail
• Anytime he’s a sleepyhead or halloweenhead
• He asks himself a question in his own song
• He mentions a type of jewelry
• Anytime Ryan is drunk like../wasted like../loaded like..
• Whenever he sings about the 4th of July, Christmas, or Halloween
• Ryan sings about cigarettes or smoking
• Anytime a city/state is used
• He talks about graveyards, cemeteries, or ghosts
• He uses the word “gal”
• (if listening to a live show) anytime Ryan stops playing just to yell at an audience member.
• You find yourself jamming out with your eyes closed and singing
• You find yourself air-drumming or air-guitaring
• You have an emotional epiphany
• FINISH YOUR DRINK if you start crying
• FINISH YOUR DRINK if you see monsters
• FINISH YOUR DRINK if he screams “Guitar Solo!”

Naturally, rules can be added/amended depending on the level of drunk you wish to reach.  Enjoy.

the suicidal part of me wants to attempt this with Cold Roses.

Glad to see this back on my dash again!